2011

My apologies for not posting in a while. It's been rather busy and I kind of forgot about you. I'm sorry. we'll make it up with sweet love yes?

2011 is being good so far. My girlfriend has acquired a couple of admirers, one is being quite forward while the other 1 is being a bit cryptic. It makes me laugh a little bit but I just remember when one of my ex's was quite close with a guy and they were together behind my back, so I have my reasons for being a bit sceptical. I know she won't do anything 'cause I know she's not like that, but the guys should know better and rather just back off. One of them even has their own girlfriend. I guess I am a bit jealous, I just don't want to lose her.

The day has been...

Glorious! Work never happened, so lazy day commenced with a lot of food. I mean a lot of food. And Joe collecting page 3 models, like some serious paper fetish...

Anyway, yeah sorry we haven't posted in a while. I tend to forget with the amount of stuff I now do. I mean I'm on tumblr now :O! Who would have thunk it! Well in the past week, I hosted a charity football game to moderate success and will do it every year to raise money for Cancer Research UK. I captained the blue team to victory on penalties after a 5-5 draw in normal time. My girlfriend started college for the first time and is starting to get used to people! Joe met a girl who he wouldn't fuck in a field but we won't go into that. And I have plans to get utterly wasted this weekend to celebrate my brother's birthday last weekend and my dad's birthday on 9/11.

So yeah soon I will write another story, will need to find time. It will probably another Hagglepuss or a random. In fact I'll let you decide. You can vote and comment on here. I'll end this with some photos

Mucho Love xxx

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I Like...

Baths.
It's been decided. I don't have them enough, more like special occasions. And the other day's bath was... a special occasion. I've just decided :P.

Also, Emma is beautiful and has new hair...cut :P, it's pretty damn awesome, and I like it!

The Magical Adventure

Spread out over two days of course. Joe accompanied me for work, which was essentially delivering leaflets and it's been oh so fun! We had a disagreement with an old lady who couldn't read and told us we were brainless and stupid idiots, so we went back and posted another leaflet. I know right, cheeky buggers we are. We were then intercepted by an ex royal marine who said he missed the joy of killing and how he stopped a yob who called him a cunt. Fun times although we were watching our backs after we left him. On our travels we saw half a squirrel corpse. I have evidence!

Joe- "Falco-Paunch!"

But yeah, it's been fun. I'm glad he is doing it, otherwise I would have been so bored, it's a very easy simple job. All we've been doing (while working of course.) is quoting girlchan in paradise, shouting falco paunch and  MERYL, and eating a load of crap.

My Girlfriend...

Is pretty much the most amazing person I've ever met. She refuses to believe this of course, but in my eyes she is perfect. I could describe how truly amazing is, but then you'll all get jealous. The thing is, Emma Rundell makes me feel complete. I feel like I'm a better person when I'm around her. I'm constantly happy around her. Whenever she smiles, I smile back and I get butterflies. Quite simply, it's 'cause she's beautiful. Yesterday she received her GCSE results and did fantastic. It was so great to see her be so happy after doing so well, despite the past couple of days stress appearing to break over.

I love the way she smiles
I love the way she argues
I love the way she cuddles me
I love the way she kisses me back
I love the way she can be silly with me
I love the way she looks up at me after we've kissed
I love the way she fidgets when she sleeps
I love the way she makes me feel every day when I'm with her.

I really should be saying this to her and one day I might, without losing man points or her thinking I'm her bitch :P. But I know she knows all this. I'm lucky to have her. I don't want anyone else. All I see is me with her.

I love you Emma
My heart is yours :) <3

Nickalopolous!

The 25year old mexican, greek, cypriot, scotsman is an amazing person. He's very funny, very witty, very geniusy like. Always remarking about youtube videos or shuffling on the floor, Nick is just one of those people who you can get on with very easy, and I'm proud to call him a friend!

An undeniably sexy Mexican ;D

Happy times

In this day and age, it's hard for people to be happy on a consistent level. For me, I'm pretty happy atm, I'm only disappointed that I'm unemployed. But I see people just be all depressed and it annoys me. So for people who are down, I urge you to look at this photo and not feel depressed afterwards.

This is Daniel. He is 4. He is quite possibly a very happy child with no worries in the world. If this picture doesn't convince you, then this one should.

I can't help but smile when I'm with him.