Wednesday, 25 August 2010

My Girlfriend...

Is pretty much the most amazing person I've ever met. She refuses to believe this of course, but in my eyes she is perfect. I could describe how truly amazing is, but then you'll all get jealous. The thing is, Emma Rundell makes me feel complete. I feel like I'm a better person when I'm around her. I'm constantly happy around her. Whenever she smiles, I smile back and I get butterflies. Quite simply, it's 'cause she's beautiful. Yesterday she received her GCSE results and did fantastic. It was so great to see her be so happy after doing so well, despite the past couple of days stress appearing to break over.

I love the way she smiles
I love the way she argues
I love the way she cuddles me
I love the way she kisses me back
I love the way she can be silly with me
I love the way she looks up at me after we've kissed
I love the way she fidgets when she sleeps
I love the way she makes me feel every day when I'm with her.

I really should be saying this to her and one day I might, without losing man points or her thinking I'm her bitch :P. But I know she knows all this. I'm lucky to have her. I don't want anyone else. All I see is me with her.

I love you Emma
My heart is yours :) <3

Tuesday, 24 August 2010

Nickalopolous!

The 25year old mexican, greek, cypriot, scotsman is an amazing person. He's very funny, very witty, very geniusy like. Always remarking about youtube videos or shuffling on the floor, Nick is just one of those people who you can get on with very easy, and I'm proud to call him a friend!

An undeniably sexy Mexican ;D

Monday, 23 August 2010

Happy times

In this day and age, it's hard for people to be happy on a consistent level. For me, I'm pretty happy atm, I'm only disappointed that I'm unemployed. But I see people just be all depressed and it annoys me. So for people who are down, I urge you to look at this photo and not feel depressed afterwards.


This is Daniel. He is 4. He is quite possibly a very happy child with no worries in the world. If this picture doesn't convince you, then this one should.

I can't help but smile when I'm with him.

Hagglepuss and the 3 Dynamite Mice!

In a town called Fairford, run by an evil dog known as Boris the Bulldog, a vigilante dared to rise up and inspire the citizens. His name was Hagglepuss. In his classic leather boots, waistcoat and bandanna, he frequently showed up to disrupt Boris's evil plans. Always by his side were his sidekicks, the very creative and crazy Dynamite Mice: Gregg, Dennis and Timmy. 

" And so, citizens of Fairford, you will all be required to work on my, ahem, our new Dam," announced Boris. " You will supervised of course by the DSF (dog security force)."
The citizens looked at each other, confused, anxious and angry. One shouted, "We have our own jobs to do! Why should we build YOUR dam? What's in it for us?". He was quickly taken away to prison. That's how it was, all the able bodied citizens were forced to work without no food in the blazing heat. If one person spoke against or out of line, they were taken away.

Then there was hope. As the wary citizens began to falter under the whip, one stopped a security dog.
"How dare you!" he spat. " This will only land you in more trouble."
"Trouble is my middle name," said the stranger, as he pulled out his whip and lashed it at the dog's feet and sent him sprawling to the floor. The dog yelped for help, and soon attention was on the stranger.
"Could it be?" one citizen quizzed.
"Is it him?" came another query.
The stranger threw off his shackles, tightened on his bandanna, and thus Hagglepuss had arrived. More DSF had come to stop him, but they were no match as he pulled out his sword. With a cheeky grin and an even cheekier taunt, he baffled the DSF with his skills as he spiralled his way through the dogs, clashing swords here and there. The dogs, so amazed by this muskateer act, failed to notice that while he had been spiralling through them, he had been roping them together. Hagglepuss pulled on the rope and they could not move. The crowd applauded and hoorahhed! But more DSF were coming with Boris's angry voice bellowing as they came forward.
"STOP THAT CAT!" He yelled.
Hagglepuss looked worried, there were too many. Then suddenly half of them yelped as they fall down. The crowd rubbed their eyes in disbelief as the dogs disappeared. The other half stopped, also confused. Then came Gregg laughing as he dropped out of the sky, holding a stick of dynamite. He lobbed it at the dogs, and the bounced up high from the explosion. They fall back down to the earth with a bang and stumbled to their paws. As they did Dennis activated his trap and they were bundled into a bag attached to a tree. The remaining dogs began to look frightened but they ran straight for Hagglepuss. He drew his sword but then a loud bang in front of him caused the dogs to be catapulted into the air, along with an ashen-faced Timmy who too had gone airborne. They all crashed back down, as Hagglepuss, Dennis and Gregg were waiting to tie up the dogs.

With the DSF out of the way, the 3 Mice set about with charges to destroy the dam. Hagglepuss was once again congratulated by the town folk who all cheered.
"Great one Hagglepuss!"
"You sure showed them!"
He was less modest. "Thank you citizens. But we all did this. We must not let Boris and his cronies win!"
As the dam exploded into fireworks, Hagglepuss and the 3 Dynamite Mice vanished into the night sky, with Boris cursing the heroic deeds of them once again. Until next time!


Sunday, 22 August 2010

Lewis and I

Mr Lewphus is one of my oldest friends, he is such an amazing and deserves a lot of happyness in his life. I've known him since year 4, and although we drifted apart, we got back together and formed a band. We've been good eating, drinking, youtube video making and joe beating buddies ever since!

MERYL!

Omg hawtness I wanna bang you!

I love that egoraptor!
"Last time he did that, he destroyed a whooollle kitchen!"

Good times. Anyway, today's been pretty fun, went bowling ("Hey cousin, let's go bowling!"). Then saw my girlfriend and we watched the rather funny Mr Russell Howard. We too had our funny moments, I suddenly went crazy for half an hour. One moment was me shouting rape, and she said I'm not raping you, so I said rape satisfactory service. You know sometimes you have that moment of silence before you realise you said something stupid? Yeah I had that so I also said, we're rather contradictory! Que burst of laughter!

This will probably be one of very few blogs about my day, so to make up for lack of random story, enjoy:

BADGERS! Soldiers of the forests. They are rarely sighted and quite possibly a nuisance. Today one ventures out during the night time, out in the town. He comes across a drunken man. The drunken man becomes frightened and starts yelling at the badger. He trys to run but the drunken man runs up to the badger and kicks it in the face. The badger goes flying far away.

Saturday, 21 August 2010

Blog rape much?

Apparently he didn't sign out when he used my laptop the other day, silly man.

Check out this amazing blog right here > www.morethanjustaleitmotif.blogspot.com

It holds the secrets to the universe etc.etc.

I love this man lots, just thought I'd say,
love Emma x

This was...

A great day!
Quite long ago too, but we met a French clown who then told us about alcohol from Bordeaux. He was a lovely man!

Mysterious

There was a man who thought he could be so many things. Doctors will tell you that this is schizophrenia, but this man loved all the wonders of wearing a mask, wearing a cape, imagining he was in the forests or caves looking for treasure, and riding a horse to his next destination. Today he imagines he is a ghost, put in his habitat to scare the people who now abuse the house he once used to live in.

He watches, from a painting of his father, two little boys running through the giant hallway. To him it seemed to stretch, and keep on stretching for miles and miles. He watched as the two little boys smacked the walls with sticks and they were coming closer! He winced as the stick passed through his nose and the little boys carried on running, giggling as they kept smacking the walls.

This was the last straw. Ever since the family had moved in, the two little boys had cause nothing but mischief and mayhem. He decided tonight he would scare them into begging to leave the house that was rightfully his. As they lay in bed sleeping and cuddling their bears, he crept beside them, scratching the floorboards. The two little boys woke up with a fright, looking to each other, looking back at where the noise had come from. One of the boys threw their bears! He giggled as the two little boys kept looking around the room. Then all of a sudden, he came visible and roared at the two little boys, who themselves had turn ghost white. They ran towards the door, pulled it open and then...

The man woke up. He looked around at his room, saddened by the fact he didn't finish his dream. He looked around again, picking up his white sheet. He put it on, ran outside, went to two little boys playing in the park and roared at them. The two little boys ran and ran, with the man chasing in his white sheet and then he stopped. He went back inside, crawled back into bed and fell asleep once again.

Sorry this picture itself is totally random but I was trying to copy an msn face for, who at the time wasn't, my girlfriend :D

Friday, 20 August 2010

Crazy Times

This photo pretty much explains why we're wanted in every county. These guys in the picture (minus a few) are some of the most outrageous guys I know, and I love them.

We used to go down to the fort in Fareham and used to go tunnelling, fucking scary shit. Or just play hardcore manhunt. I don't see these guys enough anymore, so it sucks. But I ask you to get to know them, they are the best at anything.



Good times!






Thursday, 19 August 2010

The Band...

Tbh we were, could have been the new Sugababes. Just with guitars and a mean look (Y)! Our name... Second Vengeance. Our message... fucking love us!

Up front on Lead guitar we had Mr Lewphus who was speedster of the fretboard, a charmer of the harmonics and oh so solo. With his talents we had so many hit tunes that made girls orgasm at the sound of 200bpm! He started moshpits so intense, the Queen wanted to throwdown! He now spends his times on his Dean razorback and teaching hedgehogs to waltz.

Providing sexual rhythm was Mr José. His spidery long fingers were ever so useful... for getting chords! Dirty buggers ;). Known as the ginge fringe, he wowed the front rowers with his headbanging and stumbling into them. A quiet man, he opened a IT café and now spends his days counterstriking it up against the best players in the world.

Supplying the groovy basslines was Mr Matticus. His fast and furious headbanging while playing the four finger motherfucker so low is legendary, and now used by Justin Bieber and other 14 year old boys. Who could forget the show of '11 when he botched a backflip and killed 12 people... hahah fun times eh! Nowadays he teaches maths to fish aboard the Republican cruiser.

Smashing the hi-hats to shreds was Mr Nickalopolous. The 25yearold Mexican, Scottish, Cypriot, Greek drummer is a favourite amongst SV fans, capturing their hearts by drumming always in a poncho and sombrero, inspiring the album cover and title track; Sex in Ponchos. These were the days until sadly he was taken underground by the mole people and never seen again, despite reports in Belgium stating 600bpm and the triple bass pedals.


This was the last time the band was photographed: (from left) Mr José, Mr Nickalopolous, Mr Matticus and Mr Lewphus (drunk as usual).

Thank you for reading the Biography channel!

Wednesday, 18 August 2010

Why it's me :O!

I can't imagine a world without my friends, it'd be far too normal. I plan to upload a picture of me and a friend every single day.
This is Joe and I. He's basically one of my brosephs. He's a genius.

1st Post Ever!

It's like a coming of age. New stories to be told, people to be enlightened...

But for now, have a look at this guy about to press a button!

Mucho Love x