The day has been...

Glorious! Work never happened, so lazy day commenced with a lot of food. I mean a lot of food. And Joe collecting page 3 models, like some serious paper fetish...

Anyway, yeah sorry we haven't posted in a while. I tend to forget with the amount of stuff I now do. I mean I'm on tumblr now :O! Who would have thunk it! Well in the past week, I hosted a charity football game to moderate success and will do it every year to raise money for Cancer Research UK. I captained the blue team to victory on penalties after a 5-5 draw in normal time. My girlfriend started college for the first time and is starting to get used to people! Joe met a girl who he wouldn't fuck in a field but we won't go into that. And I have plans to get utterly wasted this weekend to celebrate my brother's birthday last weekend and my dad's birthday on 9/11.

So yeah soon I will write another story, will need to find time. It will probably another Hagglepuss or a random. In fact I'll let you decide. You can vote and comment on here. I'll end this with some photos

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I Like...

Baths.
It's been decided. I don't have them enough, more like special occasions. And the other day's bath was... a special occasion. I've just decided :P.

Also, Emma is beautiful and has new hair...cut :P, it's pretty damn awesome, and I like it!

The Magical Adventure

Spread out over two days of course. Joe accompanied me for work, which was essentially delivering leaflets and it's been oh so fun! We had a disagreement with an old lady who couldn't read and told us we were brainless and stupid idiots, so we went back and posted another leaflet. I know right, cheeky buggers we are. We were then intercepted by an ex royal marine who said he missed the joy of killing and how he stopped a yob who called him a cunt. Fun times although we were watching our backs after we left him. On our travels we saw half a squirrel corpse. I have evidence!

Joe- "Falco-Paunch!"

But yeah, it's been fun. I'm glad he is doing it, otherwise I would have been so bored, it's a very easy simple job. All we've been doing (while working of course.) is quoting girlchan in paradise, shouting falco paunch and  MERYL, and eating a load of crap.