MERYL!

Omg hawtness I wanna bang you!

I love that egoraptor!
"Last time he did that, he destroyed a whooollle kitchen!"

Good times. Anyway, today's been pretty fun, went bowling ("Hey cousin, let's go bowling!"). Then saw my girlfriend and we watched the rather funny Mr Russell Howard. We too had our funny moments, I suddenly went crazy for half an hour. One moment was me shouting rape, and she said I'm not raping you, so I said rape satisfactory service. You know sometimes you have that moment of silence before you realise you said something stupid? Yeah I had that so I also said, we're rather contradictory! Que burst of laughter!

This will probably be one of very few blogs about my day, so to make up for lack of random story, enjoy:

BADGERS! Soldiers of the forests. They are rarely sighted and quite possibly a nuisance. Today one ventures out during the night time, out in the town. He comes across a drunken man. The drunken man becomes frightened and starts yelling at the badger. He trys to run but the drunken man runs up to the badger and kicks it in the face. The badger goes flying far away.