Up front on Lead guitar we had Mr Lewphus who was speedster of the fretboard, a charmer of the harmonics and oh so solo. With his talents we had so many hit tunes that made girls orgasm at the sound of 200bpm! He started moshpits so intense, the Queen wanted to throwdown! He now spends his times on his Dean razorback and teaching hedgehogs to waltz.
Providing sexual rhythm was Mr José. His spidery long fingers were ever so useful... for getting chords! Dirty buggers ;). Known as the ginge fringe, he wowed the front rowers with his headbanging and stumbling into them. A quiet man, he opened a IT café and now spends his days counterstriking it up against the best players in the world.
Supplying the groovy basslines was Mr Matticus. His fast and furious headbanging while playing the four finger motherfucker so low is legendary, and now used by Justin Bieber and other 14 year old boys. Who could forget the show of '11 when he botched a backflip and killed 12 people... hahah fun times eh! Nowadays he teaches maths to fish aboard the Republican cruiser.
Smashing the hi-hats to shreds was Mr Nickalopolous. The 25yearold Mexican, Scottish, Cypriot, Greek drummer is a favourite amongst SV fans, capturing their hearts by drumming always in a poncho and sombrero, inspiring the album cover and title track; Sex in Ponchos. These were the days until sadly he was taken underground by the mole people and never seen again, despite reports in Belgium stating 600bpm and the triple bass pedals.
This was the last time the band was photographed: (from left) Mr José, Mr Nickalopolous, Mr Matticus and Mr Lewphus (drunk as usual).
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